Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 96 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6001 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 291 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
