Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by none other than VividlyVivi, the most electrifying Minecraft streamer in the universe. Follow her on Twitch for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at your enemies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.
But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.
But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 1675 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2895 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1101 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
