Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Enchantments Applied: | 116 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.
But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 447224 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1880 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 142 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
