Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is ruled by a wise and majestic llama named Sir Fluffington, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Legend has it that he can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, making him the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraftia.
But don’t worry, Sir Fluffington is a fair and just leader who welcomes all players with open hooves. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll find a place to call home on our server. Just be prepared to face off against the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of poultry rebels who are hell-bent on causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.
So come join “The King of Games” SMP and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft master. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “King of Games” and bask in the glory of llama royalty for all eternity!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by none other than VividlyVivi, the most electrifying Minecraft streamer in the universe. Follow her on Twitch for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at your enemies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.
But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2801 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.
But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
