Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Towns Built: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Dragon Eggs Found: 3275 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

    Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

    Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

    We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ParentalVacayNoWay

    ParentalVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

    Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

    So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DadBodMC SMP

    DadBodMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

    But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyCreeperCocktail

    CraftyCreeperCocktail
    Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

    TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Drive Thru Truth

    Drive Thru Truth
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

    SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

    SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

    Description
    Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
    Is this server only for content creators? No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
    Where can I find more information? You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ores Mined: 5018
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Debate Night Minecraft Server

    Debate Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

    Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CelebLoverMC SMP

    CelebLoverMC SMP
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Alien Abductions: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

    AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

    Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Doomscrolling Drive Time

    Doomscrolling Drive Time
    u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

    Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server
    hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

    once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

    not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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