Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Buildings Constructed: 15
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PixelThiefParentSnitch

    PixelThiefParentSnitch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

    Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Animals Bred: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6075
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PetTalkCraft

    PetTalkCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally have the chance to ask your pet that burning question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to! Our server is equipped with a special pet communication plugin that allows you to have full-on conversations with your furry friends. Imagine the possibilities – finding out your cat’s secret life as a ninja, discovering your dog’s thoughts on world domination, or even hearing your goldfish’s opinions on the latest fish tank decor trends. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly understand your pets on a whole new level. Join now and start chatting with your animal companions like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

    JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server
    Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

    We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

    Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

    So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Animals Bred: 154

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Electric Stitch Heal Speed

    Electric Stitch Heal Speed
    lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Badlands Goblins
    Server IP play.badlandsgoblins.com
    Server Type PvP, Survival

    About the Server:

    Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
    What type of gameplay is available? The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
    Are there any rules to follow? Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 525 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

    But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9889
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Animals Bred: 136

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DadIssues Minecraft Server

    DadIssues Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

    Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

    Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

    MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

    And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Star Shards Collected: 50
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Farms Harvested: 592

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MayoRage Minecraft Server

    MayoRage Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Emeralds Found: 3120
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

    Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds
    come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Love Crafted Minecraft Server

    Love Crafted Minecraft Server
    > be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

    Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Potions Brewed: 136 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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