Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
Magic Items Found: 8304 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

    But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4643
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DadIssues Minecraft Server

    DadIssues Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

    Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

    Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3556 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

    MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

    And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MayoRage Minecraft Server

    MayoRage Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Farms Harvested: 914 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 73 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

    Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds
    come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1112 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Love Crafted Minecraft Server

    Love Crafted Minecraft Server
    > be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

    Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

    Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

    But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

    So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 New Chunks Explored: 850697

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AirportPickupMC Server

    AirportPickupMC Server
    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NomNomCraft

    NomNomCraft
    Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Animals Bred: 178 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WarCrafty Minecraft Server

    WarCrafty Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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