Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Runes Activated: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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