Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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