Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Potions Brewed: 143 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Villages Defended: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6014
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Zombie Dances: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 167261
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Towns Built: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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