Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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