Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Falling into the Void: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Animals Bred: 178 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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