Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

    PrincipledPlaysMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 121 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Towns Built: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Oops2Epic

    Oops2Epic
    Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

    Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Autism Brain Blocks Server

    Autism Brain Blocks Server
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

    WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Ores Mined: 5391
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Ha Ha Minecraft Server

    Ha Ha Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer
    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NewMomNoGoZone

    NewMomNoGoZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

    Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

    Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

    So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Magic Items Found: 1193
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BestDeciMinecraftSMP

    BestDeciMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

    Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server
    so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

    also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

    oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

    ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

    – New crafts and enchantments;

    – Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

    – Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

    – Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4660 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

    Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

    Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

    New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

    PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

    TinyJoy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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