Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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