so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and adventure, when BAM! you get abducted by aliens or something. but fear not, brave adventurer, because on our server, we have a secret alliance with the US military who will swoop in and take out those pesky radar sites in Yemen to rescue you. join now for the most epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life! #aliensarescaredofus #yeehawpirates #radarsitesareforlosers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Players Killed by Monsters: 4750 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Buildings Constructed: 31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 192 Enchantments Applied: 182
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Potions Brewed: 148
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Zombie Dances: 5 Villages Defended: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4231 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 454
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2227 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Ores Mined: 8001
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2969
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8953 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 5277
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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