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| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8158 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.
join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
