QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

FAQ

Question Answer
How many active players are on the server? We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience? It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server? No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server? We welcome players who value creativity and community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

    Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right
    Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
    • Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
    • Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
    • Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

    Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

    Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Players Killed by Monsters: 8331
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

    Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

    Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

    Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 896
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 138
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

    The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

    On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

    Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Am I Not Crafting? LOL

    Am I Not Crafting? LOL

    Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

    Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

    SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Towns Built: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

    Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

    CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Only

    YOLOcraft: One Life Only
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

    Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

    IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!
    Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

    Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

    Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

    But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

    So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

    Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

    World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

    Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

    Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Respawned Too Soon

    Respawned Too Soon

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

    So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

    Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

    Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

    Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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