so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Dragons Tamed: 0
Void Armor Forged: 27 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Gods Slained: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Players Killed by Monsters: 584
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 7159
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Magic Items Found: 6688
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Towns Built: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 893720 Farms Harvested: 762
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 New Chunks Explored: 975437
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 128
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 47 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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