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Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

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Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

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Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2926	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Divine Spears Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crops Grown:	4324	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	982664

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	223401
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	51

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	217	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7489	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	New Chunks Explored:	98327
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3