Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	3228
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4158	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	2314	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4444	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Void Armor Forged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	577
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.