u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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