u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4872 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
Buildings Constructed: 32 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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