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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Alien Abductions: 0
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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