u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Players Killed by Monsters: 7022

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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