u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Players Killed by Monsters: 3860
Holy Grails Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Animals Bred: 80

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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