u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 518

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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