u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Emeralds Found: 5373 Divine Spears Created: 28
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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