Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7925

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8151
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	6486
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228
Enchantments Applied:	145	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	235	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!