come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Towns Built: 8
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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