come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 5 New Chunks Explored: 553236
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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