come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dimension Hops: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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