come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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