>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Animals Bred:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	858131	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6207	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Animals Bred:	129

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	9143	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ores Mined:	4981
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0