Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Potions Brewed: 83 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Villages Defended: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Crops Grown: 6569 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2173 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4786 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crops Grown: 5955 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7975
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Dragon Eggs Found: 5838
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 165 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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