Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Enchantments Applied: 214 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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