Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

CraftyConfidence

anxiety, Confidence, coping mechanisms, CraftyConfidence, emotional well being, Insecurity, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming insecurity, personal development, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-validation, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and never feel insecure again! Our community of pro players will make you feel like a Minecraft god in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

brain health, Chemicals, contamination, DNA damage, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, gene expression, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic effects, neurological disorders, Neurotoxicity, PFAS, Pollution, public health, research, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, study, toxic substances

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Buildings Constructed:	50

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists up in here identifyin’ 11 genes affected by PFAS, like whaaat?! dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u wanna shed some light on neurotoxicity while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers? dis da place to be, fam. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat make u fly like a freakin’ dragon. ain’t no other server like dis, so join now before da government shuts us down for bein’ too lit. let’s get weird, y’all! 🤪🔥🧪

What are Minecraft servers like GunkCraft ?

#youtube, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Plugins, PvP, Slimefun4, Store, support server, Survival, tiktok, vanilla minecraft, version 1.20.4, warzone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Some similar Minecraft servers to GunkCraft include:

1. MagicCraft – This server offers a unique twist on survival gameplay with magic-themed plugins and a friendly community. With custom spells, quests, and events, MagicCraft provides an immersive experience similar to GunkCraft . 2. SkyLegends – If you enjoy a skyblock experience, SkyLegends is a server worth checking out. With custom islands, challenges, and a competitive community, SkyLegends brings a fresh take on the classic skyblock gameplay seen in GunkCraft . 3. PixelPunchers – For players who love minigames and PvP, PixelPunchers is a server that delivers. With a wide range of custom minigames, arenas, and competitive events, PixelPunchers offers an action-packed experience reminiscent of the Warzone in GunkCraft . 4. MythicalRealms – This server focuses on roleplaying and immersive storytelling, perfect for players who enjoy a more narrative-driven experience. With custom quests, factions, and a dedicated community, MythicalRealms offers a gameplay style similar to the questing elements in GunkCraft . 5. UltraCraft – Combining elements of survival, creative building, and minigames, UltraCraft is a versatile server that caters to a variety of playstyles. With a strong emphasis on community interaction and player-driven events, UltraCraft offers a dynamic experience comparable to the features found in GunkCraft .

Whether you’re looking for magic-themed survival, skyblock challenges, PvP action, roleplaying adventures, or a mix of gameplay styles, these similar Minecraft servers provide plenty of options for players seeking experiences like GunkCraft . Explore these servers to find your next favorite Minecraft community and enjoy the unique features they have to offer.

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Stack of Grass

GRASS, Modded, Stack

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8442
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server

Overview:

Player Base	Whitelisted server for players 18+ looking for a chill ambiance.
Gameplay	Server offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with added Mods for enhanced building and adventuring.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication and rewards for town building.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit the discord server and follow the application process.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture” along with QoL mods.

Q: Are there scripted dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, admins add scripted dungeons with rewards upon completion.

Q: Is there a mic requirement for the proximity voice chat?

A: Having a mic is a plus for ease of communication in-game.

Q: How long has this season been running?

A: The season started in early April 2024.

Enchanted Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, Echoes, Enchanted, Relationship Humor Love Laughter Romance Connection Communication Intimacy Affection Happiness Joy Funny Jokes Emotional Bonding Infatuation Smiles Feelings Chemistry Adoration

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Potions Brewed:	163
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	8893

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you’re on this server, the mobs are so into you that they just burst into laughter every time you say something! It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and skeletons! Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the zombies think you’re hilarious? Get in on the fun and join now!

RoleModelCraft

admirable qualities, Character development, empowerment, Ethics, guidance, influential figure, inspiration, Integrity, leadership, male role model, mentor, Mentorship, moral compass, motivation, positive influence, positive role model, Role Model, RoleModelCraft, success, VALUES, Young men

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old role models like Superman or Captain America? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and follow in the footsteps of our fearless leader, Steve the Block Breaker. He’s the ultimate role model for young men, teaching valuable life lessons like how to survive in a world full of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of swine warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their bacon. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and claim the title of Pigman King.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest diamond mine. Dive deep into the earth and uncover riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs a role model when you can be a diamond-studded warrior instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate role model for young men everywhere. Steve the Block Breaker is waiting for you!

Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

Attacks, Backlash, blocks, controversy, criticism, criticism from public, elon musk, Elons, leader, Lies, Media, Misinformation, News, Politics, public figure, response, social media, Starmer, Starmers, Statement, Technology, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	842	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

Milk to Blocks: Aussie Farm Crisis

adaptation strategies, agricultural diversification, agricultural resilience, agriculture, alternative enterprises, Aussie, Australian dairy farmers, blocks, climate change, climate impacts, Crisis, dairy industry, economic challenges, environmental sustainability, Farm, Farming, financial pressures, industry trends, labour shortages, milk, rising costs, rural communities, sustainable practices, sustainable transition support, workforce issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	69
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7134
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to milk cows in minecraft but then u heard about this server where u can do WAY more than just milk cows? like, u can have a whole farm with like, chickens and pigs and stuff. but get this, u can also have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers.

this server is so cool cuz it’s like, all about sustainability and stuff. like, we’re helping australian dairy farmers find new ways to make money cuz apparently it’s hard for them right now. so, by joining our server, u can help save the dairy farmers AND have a super fun time playing minecraft.

plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. u have to find the secret entrance by solving riddles and stuff. it’s so cool, u won’t believe it.

so, come join our server and be a part of something amazing. u won’t regret it, i promise.

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Discord, discovery, exclusive community, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8762
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Server Overview
🔮 Unveil the Mysteries
Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.
🏰 Realm Secrets:
– 🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
– 🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
– ⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
– 🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Ready for the extraordinary?

Realms
Jk Realm 1 : VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2 : YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3 : zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply enter one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a cost to join the server?

A: No, the server is free to join.

Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord community for more information on the rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and embark on adventures together.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect to explore mysterious landscapes, craft unique structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm of fantasy and reality.

Q: How can I report an issue or concern on the server?

A: If you encounter any issues or have concerns while on the server, please reach out to the server moderators via the discord community for assistance.

Familiar Feline Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, cat, Curiosity, cute, deja vu, Familiar, Feline, Land, look, Memory, Mysterious, odd, perplexing, pet, recognition, resemblance, Similarity, strange, Uncanny, Whiskers, why

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Animals Bred:	199	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see a cat that looks strangely familiar. Is it a sign from the Minecraft gods? Join our server to uncover the mystery of the familiar cat and unlock secret powers beyond your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

AITAH, Apology, asking for divorce, baby trapping, Communication, divorce decision., DivorceCraft, Edition, family dinner, Grief, Hospital, in-laws, infertility, man cave, misscarriage, misunderstanding, Nursery, Pregnancy, Support, Sympathy, video games, WiFi

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	630	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, NoBodyShamingPls, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self validation journey, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Secret Passages Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	69
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!

BlockBuddies Betrayed

backstabbing friends, BETRAYAL, Betrayed, BlockBuddies, deceitful behavior, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake friends, fake loyalty, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, friendship red flags, friendship signs, friendship warning signs, toxic relationships, true friends, trust issues, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Are your so-called “friends” constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT? Do they lure you into lava traps and laugh as you burn to a crisp? Sounds like you need to ditch those losers and join our epic Minecraft server where betrayal is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!

So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Wilderness Tamed:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)