ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4572
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

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Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opening songs? Well, look no further because we have a leaked opening song that will blow your mind! It’s so epic that it will make you question reality itself. Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where the opening song is the key to unlocking secret powers and hidden treasures. Who knows what mysteries lie within this mystical melody? Join us now and be prepared to have your mind blown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

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Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	4958	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Animals Bred:	54
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	698

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1147	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Alien Abductions:	3