ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Phat Shack

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeperClan

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8702	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	1492	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and become part of an epic team where we take on creepers and zombies like never before. Our team is so legendary that even Herobrine himself didn’t answer the call when we challenged him to a duel!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a diamond mine that’s so rich, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	293
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VShojo+ Crafty Chaos – Join the Fun!

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Join our Minecraft server, the Family Sticks Together Edition! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them! The debut was epic and we even have a lore video that will blow your mind. Our schedule is so organized, it’s symmetrical – that’s how you know we mean business. Plus, when nobody’s live, you can enjoy the peace and quiet or go on crazy adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our VShojo crew includes Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mochi, Mouse, and Zen. These streamers are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft and make it a memorable experience for you. And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we have channels for Kson, Henya, and more!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be legendary!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft

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🌟 Love him or hate him, Steve was the ultimate gamer. His death was not just a loss, but an inflection point in gaming history. It’s as if his presence was keeping some nefarious Force at bay.

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the legend. Who knows, maybe Steve will rise from the dead and lead us to victory against the creepers and zombies!

Experience the thrill of building pixelated wonders and battling enemies in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join now and be a part of the epic adventure that awaits you.

Picture this: Erdogan is visiting Iraq tomorrow to sign an agreement for a permanent military base in Iraq. But guess what? He’s actually signing up to join our server! That’s right, Turkey is becoming a major military power in the Minecraft world, and you can be a part of it too.

Imagine building your own fortress with Erdogan himself, strategizing and conquering other players with your newfound military might. The political implications are endless, but the fun is guaranteed on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a military powerhouse like Erdogan himself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	8405
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Love Connection: Opposites Attract Minecraft

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Are you tired of searching for that special someone who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you see another player digging right beside you. Sparks fly as you both realize you have the same obsession with ores. Before you know it, you’re building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and say goodbye to boring dates and hello to creeper-filled adventures with your new Minecraft-loving partner. Who needs romance novels when you can have a love story in blocks?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Anon’s 917214462 LOL Server

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elcome to our epic Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will blow your mind and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of bantering with skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	186
Enchantments Applied:	260	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1