ProMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Teens Gone Wild Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find tight 18+ teens to play with? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans with our group of mischievous gamers. Our server is filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and explosive surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive loot that you won’t find anywhere else, including rare items like the Diamond Banana Sword and the Golden Llama Armor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixelated Patriotism: Land of the Blocky Brave

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Welcome to our totally not a conspiracy theory Minecraft server! Ever wondered if the USA was actually just a front for a secret alien base? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth by digging deep into our custom-built Area 51 dungeon!

Join us and explore our illuminati pyramid filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Take on quests from the reptilian overlords who control the server and unlock rare loot that will make your friends green with envy.

But be careful, because the government is always watching! Keep an eye out for men in black who will try to shut down your investigations into the true nature of the USA. Will you uncover the truth, or will you be silenced forever?

So come join us on our X-Files meets Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the deep state conspiracy that lurks beneath the surface of our server. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about this wacky world.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could fly higher than any ender dragon you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too can soar through the skies on the back of a majestic chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that spit out gold bars instead of saliva. Imagine the riches you could amass by taming one of these beauties!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled unicorn that poops out rainbows instead of droppings. Who wouldn’t want to ride into battle on a rainbow-fueled unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	3153
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sun’s Out, Blocks Out

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the Black Sun, a mysterious and powerful force that grants players unlimited power and immortality. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players can harness its true potential!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden diamond mine guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, bonus points for sending us occult images and signs allowed by German Legislature. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Towns Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CaffeinatedCraft – Where Coffee Saves Lives!

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Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LOLcraft: The Funniest Server Around!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of ancient Rome meets the craziness of modern Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with gladiators battling it out in the Colosseum, barbarians raiding villages, and dragons soaring through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pigs that poop out golden nuggets, unicorn mounts that can fly you to the moon, and creeper fireworks that light up the night sky in a dazzling display.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a zombie apocalypse being thwarted by a team of fearless players armed with nothing but carrot swords and potato shields? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PersonalityCraft: Where Silent Hill 3 Meets Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server! If you thought Silent Hill 3 had the protagonist with the most personality, just wait until you meet our NPCs. They’re so lively, they’ll make you forget you’re in a virtual world!

Join us for a chance to fight zombies with laser guns and ride on the backs of dragons while exploring our spooky yet charming world. Don’t worry, our creepy crawlies are all friendly and just want to give you a warm welcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it, one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a thrilling adventure filled with laughs, scares, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Silent Hill 3 along the way!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UkraineCraft – Where Creeper Comrades Chug Vodka!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is getting scammed by Grisha and his custom Chinese shells!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world, where the House passes 61 billion diamonds aid bill and Russel Bentley “Texas” fights for the Donbass since 2014 (RIP).

But beware, Zelensky is signing new mobilization laws and the Ukrainian top commander says the eastern frontline has ‘significantly worsened’ – it’s a war out there, folks!

Defected SBU officers are getting car bombed in Moscow, Ukrainian parliament is passing new mobilization bills, and there are massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – it’s chaos!

But fear not, NATO diplomats are creating a “mission” in Ukraine and German aid is only 10 billion euros instead of 28 billion – what a steal!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the drama in the Ukraine. Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MemeCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventures, creativity, and craziness!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes dancing by. Yes, that’s the kind of randomness you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing? Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in a build-off competition where the theme is “build the wackiest rollercoaster”?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council – because who wouldn’t want to team up with anime characters to build the coolest base ever?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated Pervs & Pranks

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come rushing towards you, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and dancing the Macarena. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant ender dragon swoops in and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. Rumor has it his signature dish is creeper casserole – explosive flavor guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	5973	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FashionCraft: Steal His Look!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the fashion police are always on the lookout! We have the most stylish players strutting their stuff in the virtual world, but watch out – someone might just steal your best clothes for a photo shoot!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find your diamond armor missing. You search high and low, only to discover that THE FASHION POLICE have taken it for a glamorous photo shoot. But don’t worry, you can still smell the scent of your stolen clothes lingering in the air.

Join us for THEFT, GLAMOUR, AND LOLZ on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next fashion icon of the blocky world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Churchless Gen Z Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Gen Z men in your country don’t go to church because they are too busy playing on our server! Our server is so ADDICTIVE that even the most devout players have traded in their prayer books for pickaxes.

Join us and discover a world full of PIXELATED wonders and adventures. Explore vast landscapes, build incredible structures, and battle fierce mobs with your fellow players. Who needs church when you can worship the CREEPER gods in our virtual world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the LEGENDARY community that has everyone talking. Who needs church when you have DIAMONDS to mine and ENDER DRAGONS to slay?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VtuberCraft: Where the Key to Success is Mining and Crafting!

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Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of becoming a famous vtuber but don’t know where to start? Look no further, because our EPIC Minecraft server is the key to your vtuber success!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with LOLZY quests, INSANE challenges, and EPIC battles. Rumor has it that the secret to becoming a successful vtuber lies within the depths of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to meet CELEBRITY vtubers who will teach you their secret techniques for gaining subscribers and becoming an internet sensation. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the vtuber world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and start your journey to vtuber stardom. Who knows, you might just become the next PewDiePie of the virtual world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	335	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Plot TwistCraft: Where Localisation Changes Everything!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the localisation is so wild that it completely changes the plot and characters to the point where it’s basically a whole new franchise! Picture this: Steve is now a secret agent trying to save the world from evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server. But wait, there’s more! The creepers have formed a boy band and are dropping explosive beats that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?) So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Creatures: Monster Hunter Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be as ugly as possible! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to hit that play button immediately.

Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken with a human face. Why, you ask? Because why not! Another player decided to create a roller coaster that went through a lava pit, because who doesn’t love a little danger with their thrills?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players dressed as unicorns riding pigs into battle, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a whole lot of sass.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild! Just remember, the uglier, the better.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1