Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	339011
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	51

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	3832
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Crops Grown:	8542	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6029
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1363
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	78	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!