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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
Astral Projections Made: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5159

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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