lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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