Prison Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Animals Bred:	81
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	3417
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7615

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	849
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	54
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!