Prison Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6029	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	267
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	3899
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	51643
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	326557	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5229
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8219	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!