Prison Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	7340
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	616	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	4673
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	6454	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ores Mined:	985
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9075
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7444	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9742	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.