PrettyCraft – SonApproved

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a tall, athletic, handsome young man with a degree? Look no further! Join our server where we value your potential and give you the freedom to live how you want, as long as you don’t expose us to your partners’ orgasms (or your own, for that matter).

Our server rules are simple: 1. Be self-supporting in-game. 2. Help with virtual chores. 3. Keep your virtual love life private.

We have a variety of players, from doctors to dancers to engineers, all trying to figure out their virtual futures. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – we’ll tell you that you’re pretty and guide you towards success. Just like in real life, right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe find a virtual sugar mama or daddy along the way. Who knows, you might just rock your virtual MCAT and become the next virtual success story!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	171	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyElectionFlip

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Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Potions Brewed:	147	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	2712	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

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haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoMicros ForWaterBears

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come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	4766	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

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Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

What awaits you on our project?

1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival
The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players. Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival! Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style! Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more! Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out! Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends! Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of! We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible! IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server?	To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
What kind of quests are available on the server?	We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
Can I earn money on the server?	Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
Is there a party system on the server?	Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
How can I prevent my builds from being raided?	You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingCrasherCraft

acceptance, Accountability, Apology, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, forgiveness, Homophobia, Honesty, LGBTQ, personal growth, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, Sexuality, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5820	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.