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CreeperCraze Minecraft SMP

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, creepy, Daunting, Disturbing, eerie, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Minecraft, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Bro, lemme tell ya, the scariest sentence I ever heard was when I joined this Minecraft SMP and the admin was like “If you don’t join, a creeper will explode in your face in real life!” I was like whaaat?! So I joined immediately because I ain’t messin’ with no real life creepers, man. And let me tell you, this server is lit af. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna avoid real life creepers and have a blast, you gotta join this server ASAP, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HustleCraft

creative outlet, entrepreneurial venture, extra income, financial independence, flexible schedule, freelance work, gig economy, HustleCraft, independent contractor, money-making hobby, multiple streams of income, online platform, part time job, passion project, pursuing dreams, second job, self-employment, side business, side gig, side hustle, work from home

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is the perfect place to show off your side hustle skills.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur. Sell virtual lemonade on the streets of our bustling virtual city, or start your own virtual pet grooming business. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your side hustle shine! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – or get caught up in a wild adventure you’ll never forget.

Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global diplomacy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, Peace, peace deal, political tensions, refusal, rejection, Saudi, Server, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8452	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!

build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!

plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!

DeltaCrashCraft

air travel, airport incident, aviation accident, aviation emergency., aviation safety, Delta Airlines, DeltaCrashCraft, emergency landing, emergency response, first responders, Flight disaster, injured, medical emergency, multiple people, Paramedics, passenger injuries, plane crash, Toronto News, Toronto Pearson, Toronto Pearson International Airport, transportation incident

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

lmao u know what’s safer than flying on a plane? joining our epic minecraft server! trust me, we’ve had ZERO plane crashes in our world! plus, we have so many cool features like flying pigs and talking chickens. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that actually worked and everyone rode it for hours until they threw up pixellated vomit everywhere. join us now and avoid the chaos of real life disasters, like that one time a llama stole my sandwich at the park. true story.

Only vanilla survival server minecraft

Active players, beginner friendly, chill vibes, Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLY VANILLA, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla Experience, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival, vanilla world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

foyv.vanillaboxmc.ru

The Pen

auction house, BATTLING, Bounties, commissary, Community, Contraband, Farming, Gangs, Grinding, Instasell, leather armor, Mining, Ores, Parkour, pen, prison cell, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Shop, smelting, solitary confinement

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim

What are the Ranks?

Ranks	Amount
A – Default Prisoner	$0
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the prison rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

New Religion Minecraft 1.21

belief system, cultural shift, FAITH, faith community, Future, Lifetime, Minecraft, modern religion, new religion, philosophy, Prophecy, Religion, religious evolution, religious innovation, religious movement, religious revolution, religious transformation, societal change, spiritual awakening, spiritual practice, spirituality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the holy land of gaming, I swear.

We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?

And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.

Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.

ShowerPrankWars

bathroom, brother, Conflict, Etiquette, family, fancy products, greedy, Hiding, Household, living situation, luxury, nephew, personal care, pocket money, relationships, selfish, sharing, shower products, ShowerPrankWars, sister-in-law, TEENAGE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	99	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

HateMiningLoveCrafting

Chores, cleaning, Cleaning out the fridge., Cooking, decluttering, dusting, Folding laundry, grocery shopping, HateMiningLoveCrafting, ironing, Laundry, meal planning, mowing the lawn, Organizing, Polishing silverware, scrubbing toilets, vacuuming, washing dishes, Weeding the garden, window cleaning, Yardwork

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

EuroBlockSummit

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Crisis, Diplomacy, Emergency Meeting, EuroBlockSummit, European leaders, european union, exclusion, foreign policy, international relations, nato, Négotiation, Politics, response, SECURITY, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine talks

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5637
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol so like, u know how Trump be doin his thing and shuttin ppl out of talks? well, now all the European leaders are like “oh no he didn’t!” and they havin an emergency meeting and stuff. but like, forget all that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flyin and cows doin backflips, it’s wild! plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur own kingdom, just like those European leaders wish they could do. so come on, leave the politics behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

Electric Field Frenzy

Differences, Electric, electric fields, electromagnetic fields, estimation, exposure limits, field, Frenzy, Future, Guidelines, health effects, Impact, Limits, models, research, Results, risk assessment, Safety, safety guidelines, safety standards, study, variability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4514
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode? well, this server is like that but on steroids. we got electric fields that will zap u into another dimension, but don’t worry, we got different models to estimate how much u can handle. sometimes it’s like 22 times more than u think, but who cares, right? join us and see if u can survive the ultimate electric field challenge. safety guidelines? pshhh, we laugh in the face of danger. come join the chaos and let’s see if u can handle the heat.

Secret Avril Lavigne Society 1.20.2

1.20.2, avril, Avril Lavigne, celebrity disguises, celebrity lookalikes, celebrity transformations, conspiracy theories, disguise techniques, DOPPELGANGERS, double lives, famous impersonators, hidden celebrities, hidden identities, Lavigne, music industry rumors, music industry scandals, music industry secrets, mysterious identities, pop culture mysteries, pop music stars, secret, secret identities, society, undercover celebrities, undercover personas

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3750	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further because this server is like a rainbow made out of bacon!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, literally! And not just any pigs, we’re talking about pigs with jetpacks and sunglasses, living their best life in the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure, unadulterated chaos into your gaming experience, then come on down and join us. Just remember, don’t say “your mom” because she’s probably too busy partying with the Ender Dragon.

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotions, exclusion, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, good intentions, group dynamics, Honesty, INTERNSHIP, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, transparency, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a high school cafeteria! Join us for some intense internships, where friendships are tested and emotions run high.

Experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your friends and watch as they unravel in a fit of jealousy and betrayal. Will you be the one to secure the coveted internship, or will you be left feeling like an accessory in the group?

But don’t worry, we promise there’s plenty of fun and adventure to be had on our server, even if your friends are giving you the cold shoulder. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship and internship drama!

WeddingCraft2021

best man drama, bridal party, bridal party drama, wedding ceremony, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding guests, wedding party, wedding party drama, wedding party etiquette, wedding planning, wedding planning drama, wedding preparations, wedding stress, wedding venue, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but laughter is encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other.

Imagine a world where the best man is a Minecraft character who just can’t seem to get his act together. He’s always causing trouble, demanding to bring his dog to the ceremony (sorry, no dogs allowed in Minecraft weddings!), and complaining about the venue being too far away. But don’t worry, we’ve replaced him with a new best man who actually knows how to keep powerbanks charged – the most important job of all!

Explore our mountainous wedding venue, surrounded by a forest that’s perfect for a romantic ceremony and a wild afterparty. Who needs a real best man when you have a virtual one who won’t talk smack behind your back?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind that makes you laugh out loud. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft one that’s way more fun?

BingeWorthyTV Minecraft SMP

binge watch, binge-worthy, bingeable, BingeWorthyTV, Captivating, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Incredible, lesser known, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, smp, TV series, tv show, Underrated, undiscovered

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Potions Brewed:	102
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where we ride pigs into battle while wielding diamond swords made out of unicorn horns. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. It’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and Spongebob Squarepants, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	8908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3