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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Astral Projections Made: 1 Towns Built: 10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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