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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4975	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2036	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1285	Dragon Eggs Found:	6675
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	6667	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

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lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9131
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3