Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Runes Activated: 6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Zombie Dances: 10 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Animals Bred: 114
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

    VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

    DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!
    Minecraft Server
    Server Name DigNation SMP
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Host Location Australia
    Season 2nd season
    Modpack Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
    Age Requirement 16+
    Application Link Apply here

    FAQ

    1. What is DigNation SMP?

    DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

    2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

    We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

    3. What is the server’s terrain like?

    We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

    4. Are new players welcome on the server?

    Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

    5. What are the server requirements?

    Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 766337 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Magic Items Found: 7588 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 271 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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